So Plum... What do you do you teach?

Well, its hard to explain but my thesis in grad school was on shapeshitfing and changing the atomic make up in human cells

Did you have any success?

Why are you asking me this? You think I did this??!!! Ive spent the last 20 years studying this and I've gotten no where!!! who ever did this is smarter than me by miles...

I'm keeping an eye on you, but lets go see what everyone else up to

*Hmmp*